This weekend I am facing a challenge.
Possibly the toughest challenge I’ve faced in a long time.
It’s time for Vintage at Goodwood, and, due to my (permanent) lack of funds I will be spending the weekend in a tent. Just a one day ticket and spending money will have already cost me the price of an off season week in Tenerife, it’s been a challenge to afford it, but I was very keen to go for the first of what promises to be a fantastic event if it’s even HALF of what’s been advertised.
* Quick note, I didn’t even bother applying for press accreditation, figuring I quite fancied the chance of enjoying the event without the pressure to report (not that I won’t naturally!) I hear many bloggers have been denied press passes, so I’m glad I didn’t. I don’t think my fragile little ego could have stood the rejection!
For me normally camping is about keeping as clean as possible so that when I return to civilisation I don’t scare people and making my campsite as much like civilisation as I can. In fact I camped last weekend.
Yep, that’s me, preparing dinner in a headscarf in the middle of a wood. I wrote last year about some excellent essentials for camping in comfort.
This is different.
Whilst most of those things are still very handy to have, camping at Goodwood is like civilisation, but with added risk of mud, rain and bugs. I won’t be wearing bin bags strapped to my legs like I did at Glastonbury in 1997, I promise you that. I not only need to remain clean and comfortable, but also achieve full on glamour for a 3 course silver service dinner at the Tanqueray Torch Club.
I hear Goodwood has excellent camping facilities in the way of showers, toilets and actual running water, so that’s one load off my mind. A lot of logistical planning has led me to make some slightly odd packing decisions this weekend. They are informed decisions of a woman dedicated to the maintenance of a glamorous lifestyle, but who has also spent some time under canvas, often in places without running water.
These are my tips for maintaining glamour under canvas at Goodwood this weekend.
- A Suitcase – Just a small one. I know it’s traditional to take a rucksack camping, but for the life of me I don’t know why. I wouldn’t take a suitcase HIKING, but as far as I’m aware all I have to do is carry my very small suitcase from the car to the eventual site of my tent. Once it gets there, instead of falling over, hiding all my precious possessions in it’s unfathomable depths and generally being a useless waste of space my suitcase will become a small table to keep things off the buggy floor. It’s contents will remain organised, easily accessible and neatly folded and it will still fit compactly at the foot of the tent. I did it last weekend too. I KNOW this works!
- A Headscarf – I often sleep in a headscarf to cover my pin curls anyway, but if you are sleeping in a tent and want to look civilised the following day I heartily recommend this for keeping the smell of camping stoves, bugs and bits of twig out of your hair. Next morning pop to the shower block, take off the scarf and comb it out while applying your make up in the big mirrors they alledgedly have at Goodwood. I won’t be attempting to wash and dry my hair on site as my plan is to make a sponge roller set last 4 days……
- A Lint Roller – In the absence of an actual iron, as long as something has been ironed before (this isn’t going to work straight from the dryer!) I find that a lint roller can make a good emergency flattening device. Upon removing your pencil skirt/cotton summer dress/high waist trousers from their neatly folded home in your suitcase you may find fold lines or the odd crease. Lay them flat on your sleeping mat and give them a good roll. Really tough creases might be helped by dampening slightly with warm water after you’ve made your morning tea. It’s not as good as an iron, but it’ll do in a pinch.
- Blankets & Scarves – As many as you can fit in. Blankets, camping rugs and pashminas are perfect for laying over ground sheets for a more comfortable experience when sitting in a tent. They are also easy to pick up and shake the dirt off to keep the tent, and by extension you and your clothes, clean (do remove your shoes before you get in the tent though!) When they’re not being used for this purpose they are also, among other things, pillows, towels, cardigans, blankets and coats. Seriously, I have packed 4 pashminas, a mohair wrap, 2 plastic backed picnic blankets and a bamboo mat.
- Ditch the Nailpolish – Or choose a neutral shade. Camping is worse than train travel for instantly chipping any manicure. Even if you persuade someone else to put up the tent while you watch from the sidelines (clever you, tell me how you do it!) your nail polish will still chip the minute you crawl into the tent. I promise. You will look more glam with neat natural nails than with chipped scarlet talons.
- Large Sunglasses – A good nights sleep and clear skin is an essential component of a glamorous look. Drinking cocktails before sleeping on a thin layer of foam rubber under a thin layer of net inside a thin layer of rustly nylon is not condusive to either of these. Make up will deal with the clear skin, but those pesky dark circles can be hard to hide. Wear huge sunglasses until it’s dark and just pretend you’re Dita Von Teese. Even if it rains.
Having covered the issues of greasy, knotty hair, creased clothes, dark circles, chipped nails and grubby feet essentially the rest of my plan is to hide in my tent in unattractive leggings, which are comfortable and warm to sleep in while camping. In the morning I shall change into something more presentable (even if it’s just pyjama bottoms!), drag myself to a washing facility and return to my tent with my hair and make up mostly done before changing into my miraculously uncreased clothing in the tent (a challenge in itself!) and putting the finishing touches to my make up.
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18 responses to “Camping with Class – How To Stay Glamorous at Vintage at Goodwood”
Having done a few outside events last year with Notorious Kitsch my tip for the one outside event we’re doing over August Bank Holiday is stay at a Premier Inn! I know I’m sorry that’s not helpful is it but I truly hate camping, I know it’s not the spirit but YUK!
My husband is exactly the same as me, when he was informed we would be camping last year he said, and I quote ‘but where will I iron my trousers….’
We will start to do outside events again once we can afford a caravan ;o)
I confess to not being a friend of nature, and given my preference I will always book a hotel. We just couldn’t afford a hotel on top of ticket prices, which is why we always end up camping!
Mr Chick LOVES camping. I try to make it as little like camping as possible!
yes I must confess I looked into going for the day but at those prices I had to pass!
Thanks for the tips. I like the suitcase as a table idea but not sure about the other practicalities, such as getting it to the campsite from the carpark. From past experiences I have found that the suitcase wheels are too small to roll over the bumpy grounds and a bit awkard and heavy to carry far.
I will be getting the train so it will be a little different for me. I have an old pushchair to push all my stuff along in. Great if you buy a crate of beer or box of wine
Yes, I wouldn’t try the wheels, probably, but it’s fairly light, probably not quite as handy as a rucksack to carry, but it’ll be half an hour of carrying twice in 3 days, and I find it way easier to manage in a tent.
Like I say, if I was walking for miles I wouldn’t bother! Love the pushchair idea! handy big wheels right? Perfect for bumpy ground.
A blow up mattress with an air pump, so you don’t have to get all sticky by pumping it up manually. Silk sleeping bag liners keep you warm or cool depending on the need much better than cotton.
A tent tall enough to stand in with two separate areas – one is the bedroom andone is the lounge. Some chairs to sit in and enjoy a glass of wine – I prefer small tumblers made of real glass than plastic wine ones.
Have you packed wet wipes? I normally take at least two, sometimes three – one type for my face, and one to wash.
Think you’ve covered everything else over your two blog entries 🙂
I can never manage sleeping bag liners, I get all tangled up!
I normally take wet wipes, but on this occasion I am making do with a packet of face wipes and some hand santiser!
an airbed and mattress topper are essential to me, as are a real duvet and pillows. I havent camped in years because I hate it but when we did I wanted to be as comfortable as possible. It means you dont look and feel like death after 2 hours of broken sleep.
of course, a camping frying pan is also essential. Life always feels better after a bacon sandwich.
I never even thought of trying to get press accreditation, but you are right I definitely want to enjoy it with no pressure.
I decided against camping as I will only be there for one day and it would take me half of that to put the tent up. I have opted for a cheapy hotel instead. My advice a nice warm blanket/ pashmina/ wrap/ cape for the mornings and evenings.
Having just got back from camping, here are the things I consider essential:
– inflatable mattress and real pillows
– camping chairs or a large picnic rug
– blankets, wraps and woolly jumpers for evening
– gas camping stove (looks like you have that covered) for boiling water for tea. Hobnobs. Marshmallows. You can face the world as long as you’re armed with a cup of tea, a plateful of hobnobs and plenty of marshmallows to toast.
And lastly, my address in Chichester, should the strain of camping become too great! I’ll email you my number.
xx Charlotte
Tuppence Ha’penny Vintage
ha ha! I love it! Will you take me in and show me old movies till I’m ready to return to the fold!
As a fellow Vintage at Goodwood-er I am in the same boat. I have decided against glam for the day – but vintage all the same – and I shall be going back to the tent of wonder to get changed!
The only thing I have to add is a bottle of fabric spray. On a recent trip to France (WW1 history holibobs)i found this invaluable for decreasing my lovely dresses. And in the case of this weekend – it shall be no different. I shall get my dress out on Friday, spray it and hand it up so that the creases drop out. Simples!
*changed for the evening
Where you were last ( in the picture) looks amazing.
I think a big throw that you can also wear is a good idea.Also, don’t forget to gaze upward at night because this is about the right time for shooting stars.Also, you could use your old tea bags to wipe on your legs/arms for a fake tan if you are wearing something short or sleeveless.
Personally, I swear by pashminas too.
My other essential is a disposable BBQ – I have had a very good fried breakfast (at least tomatoes, sausage and bacon) on one of those and it keeps your stove free for tea and eggs.
You’re braver than I. ;] The closest I’ve come to ‘roughing it’ was a single room at a YMCA in NY with a communal bathroom. lol But if I ever, somehow, decide I need some camping advice I shall definitely keep this in mind! =]
-Andi x
I’ve wimped out! I shall be driving 20 miles to stay with my (kinda) sister-in-law because the thought of staying in a tent and remaining glamorous was scaring me so much.
Thank you for the advice, I am camping there on friday and Saturday the main things I will be taking are toilet roll (just incase) powdered milk, and 2 torches (hand held and head)
I am really excited and am just planning my meals Sausage and Smash anyone?? 🙂
Jade