I like an amusing or motivational slogan vest as much as the next person. As long as it actually is amusing or motivational.
Far too many of the slogan shirts out there are, well, jut a bit cheesy. Too much “Eat Clean, Train Dirty” nonsense and not enough giggles for me. I can’t quite bring myself to wear those shirts, because honestly I’m quite fond of eating dirty, and well, what does train dirty mean? If it means rolling around in mud, no thanks.
So today I’ve tracked down 10 of my favourite (mostly) non-cheesy workout vests with slogans, all available on Etsy.
Having just finished season 6 of the Walking Dead, this particularly appeals to me right now.
On a similar, but more generalised theme, this shirt works if you know that rule 1 of the Zombie Apocalypse is Cardio, but also if you know it takes quite a lot of strength to cave in a Zombies head with a spade.
Because I don’t actually want to workout till I puke, m-kay?
Because what I really want from my workout tops is a little honesty.
I’m not sure what exactly is involved in the majestic unicorn training programme, but as soon as I find out I am totally on it.
At first I wasn’t sure if this was starting to veer slightly into the cheesy territory. Then I decided if glitter lightning was wrong, I didn’t want to be right. I would get it in black, rather than pink though, just to be on the safe side.
Because I really like comic book prints, so I figured if you do too, you might like this.
Last on the list is kind of a cheesy joke, but it was funny enough to make me snort, so it just made it in the end. Just make sure if you fall over wearing this you have the presence of mind to announce to the world that the gravity is fine, and possibly pull out a little tick sheet.